November 12, 2016 at 05:28PM

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Saturday November 12, 2016 is Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day. “You can do irrefutably impossible things with the right amount of planning and support from intelligent and hardworking people and pizza.
– Scott M. Gimple

There it is, sitting on your counter, fresh from the pizza parlor. You’re utterly in love with the idea of cracking open that cardboard container. Is there anything in the world that’s as wonderful as fresh gooey pizza in your hand, loaded with all of your favorite top… wait… What is that sitting on top of your delicious pizza pie? It’s salty and fishy and… WHO PUTS ANCHOVIES ON A PIZZA?

This day came into existence from pure common sense. There’s a lot of people out there who will, foolishly and naively, choose to order their pizza with ‘the works’, never thinking for a moment that there’s a madman out there perfectly willing and capable of putting anchovies on a poor innocent pizza. The horror.

Let’s ask one question first, though, where the heck did this crazy idea of putting anchovies on a pizza come from, to begin with? It certainly doesn’t seem like anything a sane person would do to their pizza? Near as we can tell it came from the Ancient Romans who first offered up a fermented fish topping known as Garum for their flatbreads. Storing them is cheap, even though only about 50 out of every 18,000 customers actually order them on their pizzas.

Celebrate, this day, by ordering a pizza with the works without anchovies. It’s a delicious pizza pie deserving of only the most delicious toppings the world has to offer. Like pepperoni, green bell peppers, olives, mushrooms, Canadian bacon and pineapple, bacon, or anything else that has never been near the sea. This day celebrates that most fantastic of pizzas, with a small reminder to tell your pizza guy to not make an abomination of it by adding fish … to your pizza… Seriously… What’s next? Chicken?” ^sPm – #sharpharmade Fr ‘Days of the Year’ .

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